My son is so funny!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST. If you do not know JESUS, please tell me and I will gladly introduce you to HIM!

I have a short funny I would like to share with you today.

Today, my son was driving in his kid sized, battery operated, Chevy Escalade. He loves this car and drives it daily.

He had gotten out of his car and grabbed his cup of lemonade. I did not want him to spill it in his car, because of getting it all sticky, plus it attracts the ants. I did not want to deal with it, so I told him not to drink it in his car.

Later I overheard him tell his friend, "My mom said that I can not drink and drive!" LOL! LOL! LOL!!!! Am I the only one who thinks that is funny??? LOL!!! GOD Bless You!






Diary Of A Crazy Blond Woman

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I was not going to post another video so soon, but this is a story of redemption and healing. WORTH WATCHING!! Grab tissues, you will need it!!!

GOD Bless You!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I love this man!!! You go brother!!!



Diary Of A Crazy Blond Woman

The Story of Fathers Day

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I found this story about where the first Fathers Day originated from and it is soooooooo good. Please watch and let your heart be touched.

Let us not forget that we should celebrate our HEAVENLY FATHER every day.

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!

GOD Bless You!




Diary Of A Crazy Blond Woman

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A Sweet Story!

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This story is a bit long, but worth the read. Enjoy and GOD Bless!

There was a certain Professor of Religion named Dr. Christensen, a studious man who taught at a small college in the western United States. Dr. Christensen taught the required survey course in Christianity at this particular Institution. Every student was required to take this course his freshman year, regardless of his or her major.

Although Dr. Christensen tried hard to communicate the essence of the gospel in his class, he found that most of his students looked upon the course as nothing but required drudgery. Despite hi s best efforts, most students refused to take Christianity seriously.

This year, Dr. Christensen had a special student named Steve. Steve was only a freshman, but was studying with the intent of going onto seminary for the ministry. Steve was popular, he was well liked and he was an imposing physical specimen. He was now the starting center on the school football team, and was the best student in the professor’s class.

One day, Dr. Christensen asked Steve to stay after class so he could talk with him. ‘How many push-ups can you do?’ Steve said, ‘I do about 200 every night.’ ‘200? That’s pretty good, Steve,’ Dr. Christensen said. ‘Do you think you could do 300?

Steve replied, ‘I don’t know… I’ve never done 300 at a time.’

‘Do you think you could?’ again asked Dr. Christensen.

‘Well, I can try,’ said Steve.

‘Can you do 300 in sets of 10? I have a class project in mind and I need you to do about 300 push-ups in sets of ten for this to work. Can you do it?

I need you to tell me you can do it,’ said the professor.

Steve said, ‘Well… I think I can…yeah, I can do it.’

Dr. Christensen said, ‘Good! I need you to do this on Friday. Let me explain what I have in mind.’

Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the room.

When class started, the professor pulled out a big box of donuts. No, these weren’t the normal kinds of donuts, they were the BIG, extra fancy kind, with cream centers and frosting swirls. Everyone was pretty excited it was Friday, the last class of the year, and they were going to get an early start on the weekend with a party in Dr. Christensen’s class. Dr. Christensen went to the first girl in the first row and asked, ‘Cynthia, do you want to have one of these donuts?’ Cynthia said, ‘Yes.’

Dr. Christensen then turned to Steve and asked, ‘Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Cynthia can have a donut?’

‘Sure.’ Steve jumped down from his desk to do a quick ten. Then Steve again sat in his desk. Dr. Christensen put a donut on Cynthia’s desk. Dr. Christensen then went to Joe, the next person, and asked, ‘Joe, do you want a donut?’

Joe said, ‘Yes.’

Dr. Christensen asked, ‘Steve would you do ten push-ups so Joe can have a donut?’

Steve did ten push-ups! Joe got a donut. And so it went, down the first aisle, Steve did ten push-ups for every person before they got their donut. Walking down the second aisle, Dr. Christensen came to Scott. Scott was on the basketball team, and in as good condition as Steve. He was very popular and never lacking for female companionship. When the professor asked, ‘Scott do you want a donut?’ Scott’s reply was, ‘Well, can I do my own push-ups?’

Dr. Christensen said, ‘No, Steve has to do them.’

Then Scott said, ‘Well, I don’t want one then.’

Dr. Christensen shrugged and then turned to Steve and asked, ‘Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Scott can have a donut he doesn’t want?’ With perfect obedience Steve started to do ten push-ups.

Scott said, ‘HEY! I said I didn’t want one!’

Dr. Christensen said, ‘Look! This is my classroom, my class, my desks, and these are my donuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don’t want it. ’And he put a donut on Scott’s desk.

Now by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. He just stayed on the floor between sets because it took too much effort to be getting up and down. You could start to see a little perspiration coming out around his brow.

Dr. Christensen started down the third row. Now the students were beginning to get a little angry. Dr. Christensen asked Jenny, ‘Jenny, do you want a donut?’

Sternly, Jenny said, ‘No, ’Then Dr. Christensen asked Steve, ‘Steve, would you do ten more push-ups so Jenny can have a donut that she doesn’t want? 'Steve did ten….Jenny got a donut.

By now, a growing sense of uneasiness filled the room. The students were beginning to say ‘No’ and there wereh all these uneaten donuts on the desks.

Steve also had to really put forth a lot of extra effort to get these push-ups done for each donut. There began to be a small pool of sweat on the floor beneath his face, his arms and brow were beginning to get red because of the physical effort involved.

Dr. Christensen asked Robert, who was the most vocal unbeliever in the class, to watch Steve do each push up to make sure he did the full ten push-ups in a set because he couldn’t bear to watch all of Steve’s work for all of those uneaten donuts. He sent Robert over to where Steve was so Robert could count the set and watch Steve closely.

Dr. Christensen started down the fourth row. During his class, however, some students from other classes had wandered in and sat down on the steps along the radiators that ran down the sides of the room. When the professor realized this, he did a quick count and saw that now there were 34 students in the room . He started to worry if Steve would be able to make it.

Dr. Christensen went on to the next person and the next and the next. Near the end of that row, Steve was really having a rough time. He was taking a lot more time to complete each set. Steve asked Dr. Christensen, “Do I have to make my nose touch on each one?’

Dr. Christensen thought for a moment, ‘Well, they’re your push-ups. You are in charge now. You can do them any way that you want.’ And Dr. Christensen went on.

A few moments later, Jason, a recent transfer student, came to the room and was about to come in when all the students yelled in one voice, ‘NO! Don’t come in! Stay out!’

Jason didn’t know what was going on. Steve picked up his head and said, ‘No, let him come.’

Professor Christensen said, ‘You realize that if Jason comes in you will have to do ten push-ups for him?’

Steve said, ‘Yes, let him come in. Give him a donut.’



Dr . Christensen said, ‘Okay, Steve, I’ll let you get Jason’s out of the way right now. Jason, do you want a donut?’

Jason, new to the room, hardly knew what was going on. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘give me a donut.’

‘Steve, will you do ten push-ups so that Jason can have a donut?’ Steve did ten push-ups very slowly and with great effort. Jason, bewildered, was handed a donut and sat down.

Dr. Christensen finished the fourth row, and then started on those visitors seated by the heaters. Steve’s arms were now shaking with each push-up in a struggle to lift himself against the force of gravity. By this time sweat was profusely dropping off of his face, there was no sound except his heavy breathing; there was not a dry eye in the room.



Professor Christensen quietly asked, ‘Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Linda can have a donut she doesn’t want?’ Grunting from the effort, Steve did ten very slow push- ups for Linda.

Then Dr Christensen turned to the last girl, Susan. ‘Susan, do you want a donut?’

Susan, with tears flowing down her face, began to cry. ‘Dr. Christensen, why can’t I help him?’

Dr. Christensen, with tears of his own, said, ‘No, Steve has to do it alone. I have given him this task, and he is in charge of seeing that everyone has an opportunity for a donut whether they want it or not. When I decided to have a party this last day of class, I looked at my grade book. Steve here is the only student with a perfect grade. Everyone else has failed a test, skipped class, or offered me inferior work.

Steve told me that in football practice, when a player messes up he must do push-ups. I told Steve that none of you could come to my party unless he paid the price by doing your push-ups. He and I made a deal for your sakes.’

‘Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Susan can have a donut?’ As Steve very slowly finished his last push-up, with the understanding that he had accomplished all that was required of him, having done 350 push-ups, his arms buckled beneath him and he fell to the floor.

Dr. Christensen turned to the room and said. ‘And so it was, that our SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST, on the cross, pled to the FATHER, ‘Into THY hands I commend MY SPIRIT.’ With the understanding that HE had done everything that was required of HIM, HE yielded up HIS life. And like some of those in this room, many of us leave the gift on the desk, uneaten.’

Two students helped Steve up off the floor and to a seat, physically exhausted, but wearing a thin smile.

‘Well done, good and faithful servant, ‘ said the professor, adding ‘Not all sermons are preached in words.’

Turning to his class, the professor said, ‘My wish is that you might understand and fully comprehend all the riches of grace and mercy that have been given to you through the sacrifice of our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST. HE spared not HIS only Begotten SON, but gave HIM up for us all, for the whole Church, now and forever. Whether or not we choose to accept His gift to us, the price has been paid.’ ‘Wouldn’t you be foolish and ungrateful to leave it lying on the desk?’

Is There Such A Thing As True Love?

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I had this video sent to me, and I believe this is a message EVERY CHRISTIAN needs to hear. I hope you will take time to watch it. It is about 8 minutes. Please watch it! GOD Bless You!

INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.
Here is a real cute story I thought you all would enjoy!!! GOD Bless You!

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:30?'

LOL!!! LOL!!! That is so funny! Out of the mouth of babes!!! LOL!!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.


I AM SO EXCITED!!! I came across this video about winning 20 thousand dollars! All you have to do is know (in order) the TEN COMMANDMENTS. Check out this video, he will tell you all about it. Yes, this is for real, and yes someone will win the money, no strings attached. This a Christian man who wants to pass on some blessings. Sooo, I hope you all know the Ten Commandments!!! GOD Bless and I hope one of us will win!!!

LIFE...TRUE, BUT FUNNY!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

Summary of Life...Funny!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk..
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2)Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground..
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . ... Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends..
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . .having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.

Have a great week! GOD Bless You!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

(Please note: Although any or all of these stories perhaps are fictitious, the lessons that each one teaches is well worth learning - no matter who the players are.) GOD Bless You!

Some Important Lessons Life Teaches You...

First Important Lesson:

During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke.

I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello'."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

Second Important Lesson: Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African-American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxi cab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him.

Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

Third Important Lesson: Always remember those who serve you

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.

By now, more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied." The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left.

When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.

Fourth Important Lesson: The Obstacle in Our Path

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway.

The peasant learned what many of us never understand. Every obstacle presents an oportunity to improve our condition.

Fifth Important Lesson: Giving When it Counts

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year-old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes, I'll do it if it will save her."

As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?" Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

You see understanding and attitude, after all, is everything.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.

~Author Unknown~

Goodness and Mercy

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

A Mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.

So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her.

She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.

The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor girl he knew. She did this for the whole week.

As the two walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. Finally she said to Timmy, 'Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week?

Do you know her?'

Timmy nonchalantly replied,

'Yeah, I know who she is.'

The little girl said, 'Well, who is she?'

'That's just Shirley Goodnest,' Timmy replied, 'and her daughter Marcy.'

'Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?

'Well,' Timmy explained, 'every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much.

And in the Psalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!'

LOL!!!!!!! Isn't that the cutest?????

May the LORD bless you and keep you! May the LORD make HIS face to shine upon you, and be gracious unto you! May HE lift HIS countenance upon you, and give you peace.

May Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you today and always. TEE HEE HEE!!!

Are You Ready To Laugh?

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I hope you all are having a great start to your weekend. I have had a wonderful day! Praise GOD! I am in a silly mood, so I am going to post two comedy videos of my favorite Christian comedian, Tim Hawkins. Watch, laugh, and be blessed! Enjoy! GOD Bless You!

Tim Hawkins-Hedge of Protection



Tim Hawkins-Food Prayer

SAVE ME

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I hope this poem speaks to you all! This could be a prayer. I hope you call on the LORD and give over all your burdens to HIM. I know I struggle with my flesh just like every Christian. Some days I go to bed victorious, while other nights I go to bed defeated. Let us all pray for one another. If you need prayer for a specific issue please feel free to email me at... donnabragg@ymail.com

I am a prayer warrior, so please send your prayer requests. They will only go to GOD, no where else. I spend time with GOD every morning in prayer and in the WORD.

SAVE ME

Save me from myself, Lord;
Save me from my need
To always run my life, Lord,
To control my every deed.

Save me from my pride, Lord,
My focus on just me;
Help me learn to serve, Lord;
Show me how to be.

Save me from the world, Lord,
When tempting things entice;
Remind me of eternity
With You, in paradise.

I give my life to you, Lord
My every need you fill;
I’m resting in my faith, Lord;
You saved me, and you always will.


Author~Joanna Fuchs

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

Oh my goodness!! This is the cutest thing! This video was too cute not to post! I hope you enjoy! GOD Bless You!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

WOW! I bet you all thought I was not coming back from my date!!!! LOL!!!!!! Well, I need to tell you that we had the best time. We went to Brussels to the Amedeo Restaurant. They serve all you can eat spareribs. Oh my goodness, it was absolutely wonderful! Randy and I laughed and talked about everything! It was awesome. I loved it!!!

Randy and I are trying to rekindle our romantic side of our relationship. Randy is gone most of the time due to his military schedule, and GOD has been really speaking to both of us to stay connected. So, Randy asked me for a date, and obviously I accepted. TEE HEE! ( I giggle like school girl)

GOD has been working on me for over a year to be the BIBLICAL wife HE created me to be. GOD has revealed to me things I was falling short in, so I have been growing and changing and it is awesome, but don't you know when you try to bring GOD in on anything you do, Satan wants to ruin that.

I was reminded by a sister in CHRIST the other day about King David. David decided to bring the Ark of the Covenant back to Jerusalem and when he did, he was attacked from ALL the Philistines. When the BIBLE says ALL, it means ALL. That was a huge attack. It is the same with Christians who are REALLY trying to grow closer to GOD in obedience. When we do what GOD asks, here comes the enemy to attack trying to knock us off our axis. The enemy doesn't want us to have a closer relationship with our wonderful GOD. So, Satan came in and stirred up some trouble.

Like I said earlier, we had a great time on our date, but then the next day Randy got sick, and I became extremely hormonal, and it all went to pot after that. It was a rough few days for us. The enemy was really trying to knock us back down, but with much prayer and love, we are fine and happy.

We started to follow the enemy, but GOD stepped in and told me not to follow after the wrong emotions. HE told me to take every bad thought and emotion captive to the obedience of CHRIST, to be meek and humble, and HE will fight my battle as I give it to HIM in obedience. I gave it to HIM, and HE being faithful, brought Randy and I back together in love.

I am in awe of GOD, HE is so amazing! Thank YOU GOD for taking good care of me and my family, fighting off the enemy when we are too weak to battle.

I know it is good that we are tested in our faith, it produces a stronger relationship with our FATHER. PRAISE GOD!

As my Pastor says... A faith not tested, is a faith not trusted.

GOD Bless You!

Date night...YEA!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I am going on a date tonight with my love,(YIPPEEE, YAHOOOOOO, WOOOOOOT!!!!) sooooo, I will not be here to post an article. I hope you will forgive me and wait patiently for me to return tomorrow...Yeah, yeah I know, you have a life and cannot wait for me patiently...Ok! Ok! I hope you will stop back by and see if I survived a night of romance! This does not happen too often since the ARMY has him on call 24/7, and he is on missions a lot of the time.

What shall I wear? How should I style my hair...? I guess I should just be thankful I am getting out!!! YEA!!!!!!

Be back tomorrow! GOD Bless You!

Your sister in CHRIST,
Donna

The Don't Song

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

If you all want to laugh, grab your better half, and sit and watch this video. These guys are funny...but TRUTHFUL!!!! Especially the bit about spraying Lysol in the bathroom...LOL! I love this song...LOL!!! So much truth fella's!!!! Enjoy!!!! GOD Bless You!

A Sweet Story!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you. This is a story I received from a friend and I thought it to be quite cute! Enjoy!

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.' The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

You know JESUS tells us in the WORD to "come to him" and HE will give us rest when we are weary.“Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.” Matthew 11:28-30 As the dog knew where to go to rest everyday, we should know that we can run to HIM and HE will give us a time of rest and rejuvenation. Trust in JESUS today friend. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!

Funny Things Kids Say!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I always enjoy reading emails with the funniest things kids say. I stumbled upon this one! ENJOY!!!!

The Funny Things Kids Say...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O..
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.. Now, Louie,
do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (LOL!!!!!)
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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I hope you all enjoyed the funnies! GOD Bless You All!

Dieter's Psalm

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I know this is a repost, but since it has been a while, and in light of my new challenge, I thought I would repost it. It is absolutely hilarious! ENJOY!!!

Dieter's Psalm

My weight is my shepherd;
I shall not want low-calorie foods.
It maketh me to munch on potato chips and bean dip;
It leadeth me into 31 flavors; It restoreth my soul food;
It leadeth me in the paths of cream puffs in bakeries.
Yea, though I waddle through the valley of weight watchers,
I will fear no skimmed milk; For my appetite is with me;
My Hostess "Twinkies" and "Ding Dongs," they comfort me;
They anointeth my body with calories; My scale tippeth over!
Surely chubbiness and contentment shall follow me All the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of Marie Callender pies...Forever! LOL!!!

Is this speaking to anyone???!!! LOL!!! GOD Bless You!

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

Thanks for all your prayers for me while I was not feeling well, and for the infertility prayer request also. GOD Bless You!

"Fabulous N Fit By Fall" Challenge

With Summer quickly approaching, I have been trying to workout and get in shape, but the will power is not there. What is a girl to do??? WELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! I came across this blog called "Fabulous N Fit By Fall", Heather, the owner of the blog, has a challenge going on. This is what Heather has to say...

"Hi my name is Heather, my birthday is September 25th and I am going to be FABULOUS N FIT by then! Who's going to join me? I invite ANY and all to join in this challenge, which will run from June 1st to September 22nd (the official beginning of fall) this is 17 & 1/2 weeks away. Plenty of time to lose some weight . You are even welcome to join the Fabulous N Fit Challenge if you don't have a blog. There is NO CUT OFF date so you are welcome to join the Fabulous N Fit Challenge at any time."

I hope this will help me stay faithful to my weightloss goal. It is far more fun to do it with others who share the same expectations! Thank YOU GOD! WOO HOO!! I am excited!!!

I hope you too, will want to get fit and healthy, not just for the summer, but for life!

Click on the box below to join the challenge! We hope you all will come. Comment and let me know if you join!


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