Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.
I know this is a repost, but since it has been a while, and in light of my new challenge, I thought I would repost it. It is absolutely hilarious! ENJOY!!!
My weight is my shepherd;
I shall not want low-calorie foods.
It maketh me to munch on potato chips and bean dip;
It leadeth me into 31 flavors; It restoreth my soul food;
It leadeth me in the paths of cream puffs in bakeries.
Yea, though I waddle through the valley of weight watchers,
I will fear no skimmed milk; For my appetite is with me;
My Hostess "Twinkies" and "Ding Dongs," they comfort me;
They anointeth my body with calories; My scale tippeth over!
Surely chubbiness and contentment shall follow me All the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of Marie Callender pies...Forever! LOL!!!
Is this speaking to anyone???!!! LOL!!! GOD Bless You!