Dieter's Psalm

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you!

I am back! I had a great time! Wow, what a blast! It is late, so I will write more about my trip later. Tonight, I will leave you with a "funny"! Enjoy!

Dieter's Psalm

My weight is my shepherd;
I shall not want low-calorie foods.
It maketh me to munch on potato chips and bean dip;
It leadeth me into 31 flavors;
It restoreth my soul food;
It leadeth me in the paths of cream puffs in bakeries.
Yea, though I waddle through the valley of weight watchers,
I will fear no skimmed milk;
For my appetite is with me;
My Hostess "Twinkies" and "Ding Dongs," they comfort me;
They anointeth my body with calories;
My scale tippeth over!
Surely chubbiness and contentment shall follow me
All the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of Marie Callender pies...Forever!

LOL!!! Is this speaking to anyone???!!! LOL!!!

GOD Bless You!

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