Dieter's Psalm

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you!

I am back! I had a great time! Wow, what a blast! It is late, so I will write more about my trip later. Tonight, I will leave you with a "funny"! Enjoy!

Dieter's Psalm

My weight is my shepherd;
I shall not want low-calorie foods.
It maketh me to munch on potato chips and bean dip;
It leadeth me into 31 flavors;
It restoreth my soul food;
It leadeth me in the paths of cream puffs in bakeries.
Yea, though I waddle through the valley of weight watchers,
I will fear no skimmed milk;
For my appetite is with me;
My Hostess "Twinkies" and "Ding Dongs," they comfort me;
They anointeth my body with calories;
My scale tippeth over!
Surely chubbiness and contentment shall follow me
All the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of Marie Callender pies...Forever!

LOL!!! Is this speaking to anyone???!!! LOL!!!

GOD Bless You!

3 comments:

Hi Donna, i love this Psalm. :-) Can i grab this to be posted in my health blog? for sure linking back to your blog. Please drop me a line if it's ok. thanks

February 9, 2009 at 6:25 AM  

Donna,
I love this! Did you make this up?
I bet you have a great sense of humor! Smile!
Thanks for allowing me to advertize on your blog! You are welcome on my blog any day!
Yes, I am praying for you!

February 11, 2009 at 11:38 PM  

Jeanie,
Thank you for stopping by! I am glad you like the Psalm! I loved it too! No I did not make it up,I found it in a Christian joke book. Yes, I am a bit of a jokester! I love to laugh and I love to make others laugh. There are so many unpleasant things going on in the world, that I just want to break from it and just enjoy GOD, my family, friends and let loose and laugh.
If you want to have a comedy night, go to the nearest Christian book store and get, "Full Range of Motion", by Tim Hawkins. He is so hilarious! He is clean and family friendly. If you watch it, let me know what you think.

GOD Bless You!

In service for CHRIST,
Donna

February 12, 2009 at 9:47 AM  

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