Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group, a tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin. Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.
Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, JESUS CHRISTt to return.

NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!

(However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.)

4 comments:

LOL. This post gave me a chuckle. I will have to be on the look out for church terrorists and make sure that I hang out with the right group of people!

January 13, 2010 at 6:07 AM  

LOL, yeah me too. very creative post I will keep an eye out for the church terrorist cells :)

January 13, 2010 at 10:20 PM  

AMEN! Thanks for the smile:)

January 14, 2010 at 7:47 PM  

Amen to this!

January 15, 2010 at 1:37 AM  

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