Dieter's Psalm

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I know this is a repost, but since it has been a while, and in light of my new challenge, I thought I would repost it. It is absolutely hilarious! ENJOY!!!

Dieter's Psalm

My weight is my shepherd;
I shall not want low-calorie foods.
It maketh me to munch on potato chips and bean dip;
It leadeth me into 31 flavors; It restoreth my soul food;
It leadeth me in the paths of cream puffs in bakeries.
Yea, though I waddle through the valley of weight watchers,
I will fear no skimmed milk; For my appetite is with me;
My Hostess "Twinkies" and "Ding Dongs," they comfort me;
They anointeth my body with calories; My scale tippeth over!
Surely chubbiness and contentment shall follow me All the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of Marie Callender pies...Forever! LOL!!!

Is this speaking to anyone???!!! LOL!!! GOD Bless You!


That is hilarious! I elbowed my husband a minute ago and read it out loud for him :D we love it, thanks for sharing LOL

June 3, 2009 at 1:14 AM  

That's funny! Very creative use of prayer.

June 3, 2009 at 9:07 AM  


June 3, 2009 at 2:41 PM  

Thank you everyone,
I found it in a Clean Joke book. It is so clever!!! LOL!!!


June 3, 2009 at 2:59 PM  

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