The Children Of Israel

Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

I hope you all have been enjoying the laughter, I know I have. Come back tomorrow for some more. GOD bless you!

At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.

"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out."

"What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"


"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"


"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doin?"



As always, I look forward to each of your posts. I have really got a good laugh out of the last three.

March 6, 2010 at 6:56 AM  

Oohhh! My sides are aching.

March 6, 2010 at 9:24 AM  

Thank you Dealightfullyfrugal! I always look forward to your comments! GOD bless you my dear sister! I am glad you enjoyed the funnies.

Your sister in CHRIST,

March 6, 2010 at 2:52 PM  

LOL! These funnies are too good not to share!! GOD bless you my brother!

March 6, 2010 at 2:53 PM  

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