Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.
If you all want to laugh, grab your better half, and sit and watch this video. These guys are funny...but TRUTHFUL!!!! Especially the bit about spraying Lysol in the bathroom...LOL! I love this song...LOL!!! So much truth fella's!!!! Enjoy!!!! GOD Bless You!
Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you. This is a story I received from a friend and I thought it to be quite cute! Enjoy!
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.' The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
You know JESUS tells us in the WORD to "come to him" and HE will give us rest when we are weary.“Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.” Matthew 11:28-30 As the dog knew where to go to rest everyday, we should know that we can run to HIM and HE will give us a time of rest and rejuvenation. Trust in JESUS today friend. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!
Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.
I always enjoy reading emails with the funniest things kids say. I stumbled upon this one! ENJOY!!!!
The Funny Things Kids Say...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O..
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.. Now, Louie,
do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (LOL!!!!!)
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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I hope you all enjoyed the funnies! GOD Bless You All!
Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.
I know this is a repost, but since it has been a while, and in light of my new challenge, I thought I would repost it. It is absolutely hilarious! ENJOY!!!
Dieter's Psalm
My weight is my shepherd;
I shall not want low-calorie foods.
It maketh me to munch on potato chips and bean dip;
It leadeth me into 31 flavors; It restoreth my soul food;
It leadeth me in the paths of cream puffs in bakeries.
Yea, though I waddle through the valley of weight watchers,
I will fear no skimmed milk; For my appetite is with me;
My Hostess "Twinkies" and "Ding Dongs," they comfort me;
They anointeth my body with calories; My scale tippeth over!
Surely chubbiness and contentment shall follow me All the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of Marie Callender pies...Forever! LOL!!!
Is this speaking to anyone???!!! LOL!!! GOD Bless You!
Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.
Thanks for all your prayers for me while I was not feeling well, and for the infertility prayer request also. GOD Bless You!
"Fabulous N Fit By Fall" Challenge
With Summer quickly approaching, I have been trying to workout and get in shape, but the will power is not there. What is a girl to do??? WELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! I came across this blog called "Fabulous N Fit By Fall", Heather, the owner of the blog, has a challenge going on. This is what Heather has to say...
"Hi my name is Heather, my birthday is September 25th and I am going to be FABULOUS N FIT by then! Who's going to join me? I invite ANY and all to join in this challenge, which will run from June 1st to September 22nd (the official beginning of fall) this is 17 & 1/2 weeks away. Plenty of time to lose some weight . You are even welcome to join the Fabulous N Fit Challenge if you don't have a blog. There is NO CUT OFF date so you are welcome to join the Fabulous N Fit Challenge at any time."
I hope this will help me stay faithful to my weightloss goal. It is far more fun to do it with others who share the same expectations! Thank YOU GOD! WOO HOO!! I am excited!!!
I hope you too, will want to get fit and healthy, not just for the summer, but for life!
Click on the box below to join the challenge! We hope you all will come. Comment and let me know if you join!
Hello All, Grace and Peace be to you for our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.
Sorry I am not able to post an article, I am not feeling well and I need to rest. I will be back as soon as I can. I will leave you with this video with good message!
Hello All, Grace and Peace Be to you from our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.
I came across this news story and thought I had better share it. It is wonderful what this Church is doing. I pray it will spread like a pandemic. GOD Bless You! May GOD help you all to walk more in the SPIRIT and less in the flesh.
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